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Irooni-O-Meter
Let's test just how Irooni you really are!

Answer the following questions and then Click on the "Grade Quiz" Button at the end.

Where you born in Iran?
Yes
No

Where is the origin of your name?
Iran
Islam/Other

Where do you live?
Iran
Other

Have you ever been back to Iran?
Yes
No

Can you speak Persian with a good accent?
Yes
No

Do you prefer kabob over pizza
Yes
No

When you drink Coke do you wish it was in a glass bottle with the word "Canada Dry" written over it
Yes
No

Do you think Iranian girls/guys are the hottest babes in the world?
Yes
No

Even though you have dated guys/girls of other nationalities, do you think you will settle for an Iranian partner?
Yes
No

Can you name over 10 Iranian cities?
Yes
No

Do you speak English with an Irooni accent: "My nayme eez Aarash and I have beezeenees een Amerika"
Yes
No

Can you dance to gheri damboli music?
Yes
No

Do you prefer Googoosh over Madonna/Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston?
Yes
No

Do you get tears in your eyes whenever your hear the Iranian National Anthem: "Ey Iran"?
Yes
No

Do you spit on the ground whenever you think about aakhoond?
Yes
No

Is your favourite wardrobe colour black?
Yes
No

Do you go to Iranian parties in the West where it everyone wears black, arrives in BMW, mixes all their drinks with Coke, gossips behind everyone's back, looking for a khaastegar, and dances break with Blackcats?
Yes
No

Is your favourite car a BMW?
Yes
No

Have you ever sat in a Paykan with 14 other people? (One guy sitting on the same seat with the driver, two next to him, four at the back with eight people sitting on their laps)
Yes
No

Do you blast Andy when you drive down Westwood/Beverly Hills/High Street Kensington/A major Iranian area in Vancouver or Toronto!
Yes
No

Have you ever got into a fight with an Iraqi about the Iran-Iraq war even though its 14 years since its ended?
Yes
No

Have you ever tried to explain the true difference between "Persian" and "Iranian"?
Yes
No

Have you ever tried to explain that Iranians are the true Aryans and Hitler's interpretation of the Aryan man is bullshit?
Yes
No

Are you living in an Iranian family in the West where the father, mother, brothers, sisters all have different political views about what's going to happen in Iran and end up having a fight on the sofreh when the people of Iran will get rid of the aakhoonds?
Yes
No

Have you ever been pressurised by your family and tried to explain that there are other respectable and well paid professions in this world apart from being a "Doktor"?
Yes
No

Have you ever had a marriage proposal from an Iranian family in Iran where you've never seen or heard about the guy/girl?
Yes
No

Have you ever sat in a bus/train and tried to show that you're not Iranian when another group of Iranians are talking about something personal?
Yes
No

Do you argue that everything in the world originates from Iran?
Yes
No

Do you go crazy when someone says "Oh your from Iran, my friend is from an Arab country aswell, so you speak Arabic then?" AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yes
No

Have you tried to explain that most Iranians aren't Islamic Fundamentalists?
Yes
No

Can you speak Laaty Tehrooni? (Daaashtam meeraaaftam kheyaaaboon, yehoohey zyadam be Mamad"
Yes
No

Have you heard more than 764856 theories and conspiracies about the Islamic revolution?
Yes
No

Do you think that everything in the World is America's fault?
Yes
No

Do you wish that the situation would change in Iran so you could go back forever?
Yes
No

Do you prefer Nowrooz over Christmas?
Yes
No

Can you sing any Iranian songs?
Yes
No

Have you had a serious relationship with an Irooni guy/girl way before you get married and end up breaking up on the most stupid terms and yet hassle each other for a couple of months, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, and then get each other's family/friends/neighbours/local baghaly involved in it and then spread gossip behind each other's backs and then interfere with each other's relationships afterwards?
Yes
No

Do you intend on living with your family until you get married where your mother washes your clothes, makes your food, stays up until you get home, hassles you about every single small thing and then when you get married your husband/wife takes her role?
Yes
No

Do you have things in your room/house which give the place an Irooni atmosphere?
Yes
No

Do you know how to use a aftaabeh?
Yes
No

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