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Basi ranj bordam dar in sa'le si
ze xob roya'ne iran nadidam jendetar man kesi
co binand ze mardane ira'n yek nafar
xara'ma'n xara'ma'n konand sineye xod separ
ke ey mardake ba'leqo ma'lda'r
mara' gar ke didi ze maryam dast beda'r
nadidast royeh mara kas bejoz ma'daram
hamiwe pedar bodeh ast ba'la' saram
ze marda'ne donya' bebodand xa'sega'ram basi
valikan nada'dam joz pedar bose^i bar kasi
ze warm o haya' nabodast co man doxtari
ze xoba'ne donya' naya'bi ze man bartari
ze roze azal nabodast ze man na'ztar
ze laili o wirin bovam ta'ze tar
co ba'leq wodam be xod a'madam
ze ira'n fara'ro be el ey a'madamv
man a'nam ke dar pahloye ou
ze maryam naba'yad soxan goftan, joz bado
hami goyand o gowaw por konand
ze gahvareh ta' gur mard kos xol konand
marde bica're nada'nad kaz koja
a'made ast in jende ya mida'dast az fara'
con resad bar ka'm del marde warif
boseha' da'de bar a'n roye kasif
bar zanand giti o kun ra kaj konand
con be xalvat miravand a'n kar digar ra konand
Sent By:
Feral Nawe & SaifAli
A'vangarde Persian Poem
We all came from Iran, to land of uncle Sam.
We went from eating nimroo, to eating eggs & ham.
Oh my, how times have changed from when we were just
boys.
When life was safe & simple, no Barney among our
toys.
Kaleh pa'ceh for breakfast, was not a weird thing.
We idolized Da'riuw, & listened to Googoow sing.
We all watched Samad's finger, go into someone's
eyes.
We laughed at that so hard, no lows & all was highs.
We went to the noova'iee, picking up sangak.
Now it's going to Safeway, & picking from the rack.
We all did open our fists, & played lili lili hozak.
Now our kids play nintendo, with a little boy named
Jack.
Grandma's house was so cute, & doors were open wide.
We crawled into her ba'qceh, & found a place to
hide.
How she told us stories of Rostam & Zaha'k.
Now we tell our kids stories, about Bugs & Daffy
duck.
Sport we loved was soccer, playing the round ball.
Not this funny looking oblong, thing they call
football.
We used to enjoy Fardin, & Beyk Imanverdi.
Now it's going to cineplex, & eat salsa Verde.
We jumped into a taxi, to go from A to B.
The greatest ride in whole world, was drive to
Caspian
sea.
We drive on super highways, & watch for a radar gun.
We forget we all used to, be all driving a Peyka'n.
Our vacations are spent, somewhere on a beach.
Far from Rawt & Ra'msar, where we smell but can't
reach.
Kolooceh eating in woma'l, we all can still taste.
How we hold onto memories, not let them go to waste.
How we used to be comfy, in that entourage.
Now we fake our way through life, & try to
camoflaugh.
We left that country behind, & came to a new world.
The tame lion king went down, tripping on his sword.
We watched Saddam attack our, country in a pop.
We hated them Iraqis, without bleeding a single
drop.
We don't know how to let go, or hang on to our past.
We know something for sure though, nothing will ever
last.
These people amongst we live, who show that they are
kind.
What do they really think of us, in back of their
mind?
No one but us knows soma'q, & how good is tahdig.
They see us eating burned rice, & think we've
flipped
our wig.
We chop up cucumbers, & put it in our ma'st.
They look at us eating that, & think that we are
lost.
These patriotic songs that, they always vent 'em.
Does anybody wonder, what's our national anthem?
Do we belong to here, or do we belong there?
Does anybody knows us, does anybody care?
They ask us about fanatics, they ask us how we feel.
We give 'em our stock answer, they sure can't help
us
heal.
We all are so much at odds, with where we're living
now.
We all can be writing books, on adopting & how.
The Iranian gene that, we carry in our mind.
Has made us all to look for, our very own kind.
So much of what that makes us, it's made from the
same
mold.
The Iranian in us, that we treasure like gold.
I say "alef beh peh teh seh", & you know what I
mean.
I ask for seven S'es, & you know I mean haft sin.
I say something is not wol, & you know it is seft.
You tell them something like that, & they look at
you
left left.
There must be hundred thousand, species on this
Rock.
We must be 100th & one, that do on this Earth walk.
Solution to our problems, is one we can not solve.
In this melting pot someday, may all of us dissolve.
So hold on to the Wa'hna'me, & hang on to Xaya'm.
And do not let those memories, get buried under
time.
We are all from one country, with borders like a
cat.
Now that all of us are out, let's not just forget
that.
And if anyone ever told you, that Irooni must die.
You sharpen your big finger, & stick it in their
eye.
Sent By:
Ela
Yek cize pedar suxte da'ram ke wab o ruz
Pandul sefat dar navasa'n ast
Ba a'nke nada'rad xabar az elme teba'bat
Ham nabze zana'n girad o ham qatrehceka'n ast
Az woq cena'n bahre moanas koneh parva'z
gui ke pedarsuxteh az badve tavalod xalaba'n ast
Sent By:
Xakewir
ya'ra'n konam ce ka'r in kir e bihaya' ra'
Ham tefl e xord ga'yad ham pire pa'rsa' ra'
Kos ra' gowa'd sa'zad, kun ra' da'rad, nada'rrad?
"Ba' dusta'n morovvat ba' dowmana'n moda'ra'"
kir e mara' be tefli sar az tanaw boridand
Guya' ke az gelimaw afzun kawid pa' ra'
Sent By:
UNKNOWN
pesar Iruni qul bia'buni
xodet miduni eine meimuni
walva'ret li e, kafwet melli e, tippet hevi e, muha't rapi e
walva'ret li e, kafwet gelie, jibet xa'li e, pozet xeili e
pesar Iruni goraze man
ya're hoqqeba'ze man
man delam mixa'd sava'ri konam
xare dom deraz e man
Sent By:
doxtar Iruni!
az ewqe to sag pedar weka'ram
wabha' be kune gorg migoza'ram
gar ba'd fetad be xa'yeha'yam
a'hu va palang ra' miga'yam
Sent By:
A'weq
Dar java'ni rozega'ri xa'r wodambr
A'weqe Pa're kosi doxtar wodam
Kun oo pareh Co qa're hera
Leng-ha'yaw hamva're bar have
Az kosaw harfi nada'ram bar zadan
har Ce bud, behtar bud az zadan
Dar daha'naw migereft kire ma ra'
gahi oqa't mida'd oo az fara'
Az fara' vo az aqab, az piw-o-pass
har zama'n dar zir-e kiram, har nafas
Aqebat az zir-e kiram oo parid
Con ze kiram, kun oo xow bar darid
Ayad a'n rooz ke zir-e kire man,
Na'zok anda'mi bia'yad xow badan
kire man ta'qat nada'rad in jafa',
in daffe konaw gozza'ram az qafa'
Sent By:
Ferral Na'we
ya'ra'n konam ce ka'r in kir e bihaya' ra'
Ham tefl e xord ga'yad ham pire pa'rsa' ra'
Kos ra' gowAd sa'zad, kun ra' darad, nadarrad?
"Ba' dusta'n morovvat ba' dowmanAn moda'ra'"
kir e mara' be tefli sar az tanaw boridand
Guya' ke az gelimaw afzun kawid pa' ra'
Canda'n ke vaqt da'ri forsat woma'r ba'ri
a'var be dast ba'ri, ya'ri o gol oza'ri
Kiraw bema'l avval, ta' pas nehad be piwat
Xa'hi ke deh beca'pi, mibin to kadxoda' ra'
Kiram gerefte kun ra', kos ra' raha' nemude
Bixod ze dast dAde a'n ba'm o a'n hava' ra'
Qesmat wodast va'ez, kun za'ne ma' kos az to
Gar to nemipasandi, taqyir deh qaza' ra'
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dar tariq e kardan e kun, kir e man gomra'h nist
Gar ce ba'wad kur, amma' bixabar az ca'h nist
kir ra' goftam cera' sar xordei az kos begoft
Za'nke dar heiz ast o feizaw ga'h hast o ga'h nist
andarun e kos bovad xalvat sara'ye xa's e kir
hickas zasra're tu dar tuye a'n a'ga'h nist
Kos bovad por ewteha' dar xordan e kir e boland
var na qadde kire man az hadde xod kuta'h nist
Ra'sti har vaqt kiram waq wavad az bahre kos
Qa'mataw kutAhtar az dirak e xarga'h nistBa' koso kun ta' ke
ofta'dast ka'r e "Xa'kwir"
Dar basataw ta' konad ba' naleh soda', a'h nist
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Wod ra'st duw kir e hamcon mona're man
Wokre xoda' ke yeki bud dar kena're man
Xabid'o bi moza'yeqe walvare xod gowud
Da'nest cun ke migozarad zud ka'r e man
Man ba' xeja'lato, ou be dela'lat minemud ra'h
Ta' dar mia'n e qa'r e ou, maqar kard ma're man
a'l'qeseh man be kewmakew o ou be a'x a'x
Ta' Anke raft az kafe man extia're man
Bida'r wodam, hame didam be xa'b bud
La'nat be xa'b didan e man! tof be ka'r e man!
We'ram xia'l o eyw xia'l o qamam xia'l
Pas ba' xia'l migozarad ruzega'r e man
Goftam be "xa'kwir gozari ce yadegar
Gofta ke man kiam ke bovad yadgare man
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Ze mirAse pedar kire kolofti wod nasibe man
Ke na nar ra' raha' sa'zad na xonsa' ra na ma'dineh
Na ruz a'ra'm migirad na wab a'sudeh mixa'bad
waq ast az ba'mda'd e wanbe ou ta wa'me a'dineh
Bovad az na'ne xa'li'o pia'z in zure kire man
Nemida'nam ce xa'had wod ar xoram man na'n o xa'gineh
Co sufi ba'wad ebnolvaqt kiram ta' ke piw a'yad
Na dar tawviwe emsa'l ast nei dar fekre pa'rineh
Mia'ne xAne kos dar habs o az kun dore andudi
Magar kiram vaba' da'rad ke ba'wad dar qarantineh
Bara'ye inke nazd e kun o kos har dam dehad jola'n
Besar benha'de hamcon mardome Baqda'd yek fineh
Kos o kun har do ba'yad kard zira' bud agar man'ii
Mia'ne kun o kos mibud az ruze azal cineh
Boro tab'ii co kire "Xa'kwir"ey xasm peyda kon
Ke na ba' kun bovad dowman na az kos bar delaw kineh
UNKNOWN
In wuxi be zaba'n e rusta'yi ast.Naxost be rusta'yi xa'nde,sepas har raj ra' tarjome mikonim
.
Be wahr e Rey be manbar bar,yeki ruc
(Be wahr e Rey bar manbar,yek ruz)
Hami got va'-,ezak kin harze la'yi
(Hami goft va'-,ezak ke in harze guyi)
Ke haf a-,za' ye mardom ruc e mahwar
(Ke haft a-,za' ye mardom ruz e mahwar)
Dahad bar kardeha' ye xod gova'hi.
(Be kardeha' ye xod gova'hi midahad.)
Zani bar a'ne mizad dast o migot
(Zani bar a'ne -aw dast mizad va migoft)
Basa' z'a'z'a' ke ta a'n ruc xa'yi!!
(Basa' z'a'z'a' ke to a'n ruz mixa'yi!!)
Dade
In sorud e sarba'zha' dar sarba'zxa'ne ast. Do daste a'n ra' mixa'nand:
Na az in kos ,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye wira'z.In var va'z,Un var va'z.
Be kir e man e sarba'z. Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos ,na az un kos,Az un kosha' ye Tehrun.In var run,
Be kir e man e heirun.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos ,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Xalxa'l.In var xa'l,Un var xa'l.
Be kir e man e hamma'l.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Rawti.Ke tuw gom miwe kawti.
Be kir e man e mawti.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Tabriz.In var liz.Un var liz.
Be kir e man cew-hiz.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Tafrew.In var kew,un var kew.
Be kir e man e koskew.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos .Az un kosha' ye Pa'ris.In var lis,un var lis.
Be kir e man e kos lis.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Ta'zi(Arabi).Ba'ha'w mikoni ba'zi.
Be kir e man e qa'zi.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos.Az kos e dotar e har Lor.Az un kosha' ye kirxor.
Be kir e man e doktor.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos ,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Ka'wun.In var jun.Un var jun.
Be kir e man e la'jun.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos ,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Wuwtar.In var tar,un var tar .
Be kir e man e mehtar.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye bive.Ke mide bu ye mive.
Be kir e man e live.Hanuz eda'me da're.(Live=divune)
Na az in kos ,na az un kos,az un kosha' ye Salma's.In var la's,un var la's.
Be kir e man e nasna's.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos.Az un kosha' ye Gorji.Bara'wam mide xarji.
Be kir e man e ha'ji.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos. Az un kosha' ye Kermun. Kos e loxt e bi tombun.
Be kir e man e mehmun.Hanuz eda'me da're.
Na az in kos,na az un kos .Az un kosha' ye xowpuw.Kosa' ye guwti ye Wuw.Ta' daste mikoni
tuw.Bokon tuw.Bokon tuw. Bokon tuw.....
Reza (UK)
Bogzar az ney, man heka'yat mikonam
vaz joda'yiha' weka'yat mikonam
na'leha' ye ney az a'n e neyzan ast
na'leha' ye man, hame ma'l e man ast
warhe warhe sine mixa'hi agar
man xodam da'ram, marou ja' ye degar
in manam ke rewteha'yam panbe wod
jom^eha'yam na'gaha'n yekwanbe wod
cand sa'^at, sa'^atam ofta'd aqab
pa'k qa'ti wod sahar ba' nesfe wab
yek wabe enga'r begreftam maraz
sobh e farda'yaw zaba'nam wod avaz
a'n sala'm e na'zaninam wod HELLO
harce gandom ka'wtam ruyid jou
va'y man! hatta' paniram CHEESE wod
ast o hastam na'gaha'ni IS wod
man ke ba' a'n lahje o a'n Fa'rsi
a'n cena'n xu karde budam sa'l e si
man ke budam a'n hame ha'zer java'b
man ke budam nokteha' ra' fut e a'b
man ke ba' wirin zaba'niha' ye xiw
ka'r e xod dar har koja' bordam be piw
axtar e omri, co tefli ta'ze sa'l
az soxan ofta'de budam, la'l e la'l
kam kamak, ga'hi HELLO, ga'hi PLEASE
notq kardam! xorde xorde, riz riz
dar gera'mer hamcena'n sar dar gomam
mesl e wa'gerd e kela's e dovvomam
ga'h GOOD MORNING e man, ja' ye sala'm
az sahar ta' nesfe wab da'ram dava'm
ba' dar o hamsa'ye henga'm e soxan
larze miyofta'd be sar ta' pa' ye man
ra'sti! hamsa'yeha'! da'qam ta'ze wod
dard o ranjam xa'rej az anda'ze wod
baad az in ke rewteha'yam panbe wod
baad az in ke jom^eha' yekwanbe wod
Ja' ye a'n hamsa'yeha' ye mehraba'n
por wod atra'f e man az biga'nega'n
ja' ye Mawdi Ba'qer o Mawdi Hasan
a'made DAVID o MR. CHAPMAN
in do ta' hamsa'ye o hamjensba'z
vaqt e la'zem hamdegar ra' ca're sa'z
dast e cap ham ja' ye a'n doktor Java'd
xa'ne karde MR o MRS Poma'd
in do ta' a'ra'm o sard o sa'ketand
dur az ja'n, zende zende mordeand
az cap o ra'st, in ham fa'l e ma'
a'xar e omri bebin eqba'l e ma'
mikonam ba' yek do tan ahl e mahal
ga'hga'hi yek HELLO radd o badal
gar hava' xub ast ya' inke bad ast
goftegu dar ba'reaw sad dar sad ast
joz hava' har gofteguyi na'beja'st
in jama'at harfewa'n ru ye hava'st
az pas e yek jomle ezha'r e nazar
ba'z hastim har do rahgozar
u be su ye ka'r o band o bast e xiw
man be su ye kuce ye bonbast e xiw
bogzar az ney, man heka'yat mikonam
vaz joda'yiha' weka'yat mikonam
sine xa'hi warhe warhe az fara'q
in to vo in marz e Ira'n o Ara'q
dar fara'q e solh, bengar ru ye xa'k
sineha' ye warhe warhe ca'k ca'k
ney koja' in nokteha' amuxte
ney koja' da'nad neyesta'n suxte
ney koja' da'nad ceha' ba'rideand
kaz safiraw mard o zan na'lideand
ney koja' az fetneha' ye qarb o warq
da'q bar del da'rad o tiwe be farq
bewno az man, behtarin ra'vi manam
ra'st xa'hi, ham ney o ham neyzanam
suxtand a'nha' neyesta'n e mara'
zir o ru kardand Ira'n e mara'
man ce bad kardam gereftam kuleba'r
ardam az wahr o diya'r e xod fara'r
ka'w mima'ndam dar a'n mehnat sara'
ka'w besuza'nand dar a'n a'taw mara'
ka'w besuza'nandam o xa'kestaram
dar ham a'mizad be xa'k e kewvaram
suxtam, kowte wodam dar xa'k e xod
beh dar wahr e qarib wa'h wod
cun naha'li dur wod az biweaw
hic ja' digar nagirad riweaw
pas naxa'had da'd xorma' sa'l sa'l
naxl ra' gar mibari qotb e woma'l
gar koni az cewme ma'hi ra' joda'
pas biyanda'ziw dar COCA COLA
in yeki gar ce gera'ntar wod az a'n
lik xa'had mord ma'hi bigoma'n
ja' ye ma'hi botri ye COCA nabud
ja' ye man, ja' ye woma' inja' nabud
ma' agar mardom, dar inja' mardomim
var na har ja' ye degar, sar dar gomim
Hadi Khorsandi

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